Boyzillian, available now at the Ministry of Waxing (£59, ministryofwaxing.com)
What it promises: A Brazilian, but for the gentlemen. The Ministry of Waxing have reported a huge 38% increase in male hair removal from this time last year. This service is the means to achieve the perfect, fully customisable style to suit you and your Gentlemen’s Allotment.
What it actually does: Unlike the traditional Brazilian offered to the lady’s with an appreciation for finer genital botany, the Boyzillian in question is more individualised. Like a finely tailored suit, gentlemen can now have the option of whereabouts they would like hair to be removed. Above, below, under, over, or indeed left completely destitute of all filaments and fibres. I, of course in the name of research, opted for the latter, and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. Using a substance known as ‘Chocolate Wax’, the lovely young lady began to administer the product with great haste and determination, and if one can get their head around the excessively personal and intimate grappling and manoeuvring of one’s manhood, the pain itself is far less than I certainly imagined it to be. True it was no tickling sensation – pain is beauty and so on – however the results proved to be staggering, with very little redness or irritation, and all within thirty minutes. True, it’s not for every man, but for those who are so inclined, I would say the service is unrivalled.
Rating: 5/5
